This morning I had an epiphany moment as I walked through my home. I realized that there is a mystery device in our home that is meant for women alone. Apparently, these devices are completely invisible to the male species until they reach approximately middle age. I know this because these devices are almost never engaged by the three young males who reside in this house.
If you are a man, stop reading now.
This is classified information.
This is on a need-to-know-basis only. You may already be able to see these devices, but you must learn about them on your own.
Below is a photo of the mystery device. Please remember that these are invisible to young males and plan accordingly.
Please note the three-letter word written on the mystery device. This denotes the appropriate position for most daylight hours. Oh, how I wish my sons could see and read these devices! Maybe someday. . .
6 comments:
You crack me up Kaye! Ain't that the truth! (I know ain't is not appropriate English by the way!). Good luck on getting those boys to figure out the mystery device!
HAHAHA! Jason says I have the same problem!!
They will learn the three letter word once they start paying for it. :)
Ok, so I admit that I don't really care about the light switch. Ya ya we use lots of power. Hey, I sit on the board of an integrated power project that deals in coal mines, coal trains and coal fired power generation. Believe me, I know we need to change our ways. But tonight I came home from meetings at 8:30pm and found three happy boys reading in their beds and a quiet clean kitchen. Last night they went to dinner with their Mom and the waitress was so impressed with their politeness and happy dispositions she wrote Kaye a note! Light switches, nope, don't care. A happy Dad.
Forgot to mention the most important thing. . .Kaye is not home yet, she is still at her meetings.
1. The affliction is not exclusive to the male species.
2. Kaye, you need to change your password. That man, Ed? He's back hijacking your blog.
I think you are being stalked.
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