- Don't wear horizontal stripes. They make you look fat. Solids are good.
- Shoes should match your pants.
- Matching is good. As in "wear matching separates."
- Never, and I mean NEVER, wear white before Memorial Day or after Labor Day.
I never said I was a good listener.
#1- As I type this post I am wearing a horizonally striped dress. Oh well. It is comfortable and stylish and I am fat, so what the heck?
Here's me today.
#2- I only wear Birkenstocks because of my Plantar Fasciitis, so in the winter I have black and brown and a wierd shade of grayish-green. Basically my shoes never match my pants. Honestly, I think this rule ws so that Mom could buy green shoes whenever she saw them.
My collection of Birkenstocks. Smiley shoes. Not fashionable, but comfortable.
Check out those matching blue shoes.
#3- Matching is no longer in. Heck, you can buy mismatched socks on QVC! My mom would be horrified.
On occasion I do match. And on occasion I wear real shoes- for no more than 3-4 hours, once or twice a week. Like today I was wearing cute matchy shoes with my dress, but despite repeated instructions to Reed, he still cut off my feet in the above photo. So. . . here's what they looked like.
I thought this was a universal law, but apparenly not. At Church today there were many women wearing white skirts (*gasp*) and even more wearing white sandals (*horrors*)! As for me and my daughters (Non-Existent Category) we will follow the rule.
And you thought I was dis-obedient. Hah.