This morning I had an epiphany moment as I walked through my home. I realized that there is a mystery device in our home that is meant for women alone. Apparently, these devices are completely invisible to the male species until they reach approximately middle age. I know this because these devices are almost never engaged by the three young males who reside in this house.
If you are a man, stop reading now.
This is classified information.
This is on a need-to-know-basis only. You may already be able to see these devices, but you must learn about them on your own.
Below is a photo of the mystery device. Please remember that these are invisible to young males and plan accordingly.
Please note the three-letter word written on the mystery device. This denotes the appropriate position for most daylight hours. Oh, how I wish my sons could see and read these devices! Maybe someday. . .
